OH WOW

hi guyss :) just finished wiping down the cupboards in my kitchen. hard work man. hard work. actually i was lying. i finished two hours ago. HAHAAHAHHAAHAH tricked you that time :)
seeing as i have a total of zilch things to say, i typed in teenage slang in google. ..

for confused parents, a guide to what your kids are really saying. But hurry...they'll be on to something new before you know it.

BF, GF (abbrs., boyfriend, girlfriend) 

BF4L (abbr., best friends for life) F

Busted (adj., ugly)

Cheddar (n., cash) 

Chillaxin (v., chillin' combined with relaxin')

Crunk (adj., awesome) 

MOS, DOS, POS (abbrs., mom over shoulder, dad over shoulder, parent over shoulder)

Emo (abbr., emotional. Originally a category of rock music, it now describes a dramatic person who listens to those songs.) 

G (n., friend) 

Home skillet (n., friend) 

Money (adj., cool) 

My bad (n., my mistake) 

Off the chain (adj., cool) 

OMG (abbr., oh my God!)

Rides (n., sneakers) 

Tope (adj., cool)

Wanksta (n., a person who tries to act tough)

AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAH cause i totally use these words. i doubt i even met a person who says all these.. LOOOLS.

but i shall try. so guys dont be alarmed if i suddenly turn to you and say

 "omg home skillet, your rides are like soo off the chain. your like so money and so busted. omg my bad i meant so NOT busted. lols. do you know that crunk guy? appaz hes the bf of that emo chick. omg! i know! shes like so wanksta for a girl. POS! ok their gone now so, mum says i should stop chilaxin all the time and earn some cheddar.ikr so not tope. anyways gotta go. bye g. bf4l :)

say it aloud. i dare you to. it should sound like this:

 "omg home skillet, your rides are like soo off the chain. your like so money and so busted. omg my bad i meant so NOT busted. lols. do you know that crunk guy? appaz hes the bf of that emo chick. omg! i know! shes like so wanksta for a girl. POS! ok their gone now so, mum says i should stop chilaxin all the time and earn some cheddar.ikr so not tope. anyways gotta go. bye g. bf4l :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. soo gonna start using these words in everyday conversations.

but ive gotta go. you guys are so tope, listening to me. im gonna earn some cheddar now. byee g!

like totally wanksta

and asian