28 February 2014

HOW TO

My dear lovely people,

I know it is hard and I know you will cry tears of pain and anger. You will get through it and you will beat whatever brought you down in the first place. 

Here, my broken-hearted friends, is the go-to recipe for healing the hurt within you. 

Ingredients:


  • 1 cup of salty tears
  • A pinch of nightmares
  • 100 grams of sleepless nights
  • 2 cups of cold, hard words
  • A spoonful of warm baths
  • 1 cup of your favourite tv show
  • 500 grams of friends and family and love
  • An infinite helping of happiness

Method:

  1. First write out the cold, hard words into BIG BLACK letters into poems and letters and songs.
  2. Next, combine these words turned poems, letters, songs with your tears.
  3. Then, add your nightmares into this mixture.
  4. This will ensure your 100 grams of sleepless nights.
  5. Stir completely.
  6. Set oven to the highest temperature to ensure the mixture burns fully.
  7. Throw the mixture into the oven and watch as the flames engulf the tears and words and nightmares and sleepless nights.
  8. Grab a new clean bowl.
  9. Pour the warm baths into your favourite tv show and relax.
  10. After relaxation occurs, mix in your friends and family and love. 
  11. Then, as your mixture cools, add an infinite amount of happiness.
  12. Take note that it's an infinite amount.
  13. Do not forget to continue to add your happiness into the bowl at regular intervals for forever.

And there my amigas is the perfect recipe for fixing the broken hearted. 

Please enjoy the sweet taste and don't forget that this process will be repeated more than once.

With sugar,

Thanhy xoxo

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